Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

- Groucho Marx

Love

"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”"

- Groucho Marx

Love

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind him is his wife."

- Groucho Marx

Love

"No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early."

- Groucho Marx

Awareness

"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."

- Groucho Marx

Awareness

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"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."

- Epictetus

Contentment

"Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday."

- A. A. Milne

Contentment

"Small is not just a stepping stone. Small is a great destination itself."

- Jason Fried

Contentment

"The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing."

Contentment

"As for you, you will join your ancestors in peace and be buried after a good long life."

Contentment