“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.”
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
- Groucho Marx
Love
"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”"
- Groucho Marx
Love
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind him is his wife."
- Groucho Marx
Love
"No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early."
- Groucho Marx
Awareness
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
- Groucho Marx
Awareness
"Tuesday is a day to finish what’s left undone on Monday and prepare for what’s coming on Wednesday."
Productivity
"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well."
- Mark Twain
Productivity
"If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done."
- Bruce Lee
Productivity
"We have a strategic plan. It’s called doing things."
- Herb Kelleher
Productivity
"Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves."
- Dale Carnegie
Productivity