"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
- Groucho Marx
Love
"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”"
- Groucho Marx
Love
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind him is his wife."
- Groucho Marx
Love
"No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early."
- Groucho Marx
Awareness
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
- Groucho Marx
Awareness
"Today’s challenges are tomorrow’s routines."
- Unknown
Adaptation
"Just like games, no matter how well you have things lined up in your life, there’s always something to keep you on your toes."
- Junichirou Kagami
Adaptation
"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it."
- The Grinch
Adaptation
"Embrace each shift in your life like a dragonfly zips through a summer breeze"
Adaptation
"Like the dragonfly, adapt and conquer your skies with elegance and power"
Adaptation