“I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.”
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
- Groucho Marx
Love
"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”"
- Groucho Marx
Love
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind him is his wife."
- Groucho Marx
Love
"No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early."
- Groucho Marx
Awareness
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
- Groucho Marx
Awareness
"The expert in anything was once a beginner."
- Helen Hayes
Learning
"Learn as if you will live forever, live like you will die tomorrow."
- Mahatma Gandhi
Learning
"To know how much there is to know is the beginning of learning to live."
- Dorothy West
Learning
"In the beginner’s mind, there are many possibilities; in the expert’s mind, there are few."
- Vince Gironda
Learning
"I am always doing what I cannot do yet in order to learn how to do it."
- Vincent van Gogh
Learning