“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State.... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
"Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
- George Carlin
Awareness
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me — they’re cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more of they get older; then it dawned on me they are cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"It is not what you look like on the outside, but what you are on the inside that counts."
- Beauty and the Beast
Belief
"It is the heart that makes a person beautiful, not the outward appearance."
- Beauty and the Beast
Belief
"The mind is everything. What you think you become."
- Buddha
Belief
"It’s not always possible to do what we want to do, but it’s important to believe in something before you actually do it."
- Might Guy
Belief
"Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it."
- Josephus Daniels
Belief