“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.”
"Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
- George Carlin
Awareness
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me — they’re cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more of they get older; then it dawned on me they are cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"A brand for a company is like a reputation for a person. You earn reputation by trying to do hard things well."
- Jeff Bezos
Religion
"This is the day the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it."
- Psalm 118:24
Religion
"May the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, guard your hearts this Sunday."
- Philippians 4:7
Religion
"Let everything that has breath praise the Lord. Praise the Lord!"
- Psalm 150:6
Religion
"Delight yourself in the Lord, and he will give you the desires of your heart."
- Psalm 37:4
Religion