"Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
- George Carlin
Awareness
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me — they’re cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more of they get older; then it dawned on me they are cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"Reject common sense to make the impossible possible."
- Simon
Boldness
"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! Those are the facts of this world! And you will all surrender to them, you pigs in human clothing!"
- Satsuki Kiryuuin
Boldness
"There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do."
- Amy Poehler
Boldness
"I believe great people do things before they are ready."
- Amy Poehler
Boldness
"There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can’t. What you’ve got to do is turn about and say ‘Watch me’."
- Bryce Harper
Boldness