Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

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"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me — they’re cramming for their final exam."

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"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."

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"It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent."

- Charlie Munger

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"So be careful to live your life wisely, not foolishly."

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"In old age is wisdom; understanding in a long life."

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"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases."

- Bridger Winegar

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"Until the lion tells his side of the story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter."

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