“I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize that I’m listening to it.”
"Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
- George Carlin
Awareness
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me — they’re cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more of they get older; then it dawned on me they are cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"Be a positive energy trampoline—absorb what you need and rebound more back."
- Dave Carolan
Positivity
"Surround yourself with positive messages!"
Positivity
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
- Winnie the Pooh
Positivity
"Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day."
- Dalai Lama
Positivity
"If you’re not positive energy, you’re negative energy."
- Mark Cuban
Positivity