Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home — forever."

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"We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love."

- Gene Perret

Love

"Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day."

- Gene Perret

Love

"Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it."

- Gene Perret

Happiness

"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day."

- Gene Perret

Happiness

"Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, ‘Hi honey, I’m home forever.”"

- Gene Perret

Happiness

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"It is never too late to be what you might have been."

- George Eliot

New Beginnings

"Mondays offer new beginnings 52 times a year!"

- David Dweck

New Beginnings

"You’ll never get bored when you try something new. There’s really no limit to what you can do."

- Dr. Seuss

New Beginnings

"You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again."

- Bonnie Prudden

New Beginnings

"With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts."

- Eleanor Roosevelt

New Beginnings