Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, ‘Hi honey, I’m home forever.”

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"We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love."

- Gene Perret

Love

"Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day."

- Gene Perret

Love

"Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it."

- Gene Perret

Happiness

"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day."

- Gene Perret

Happiness

"Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it."

- Gene Perret

Relationships

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"In loving someone as they are, we open ourselves to the possibility of true happiness."

- Beauty and the Beast

Happiness

"Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get."

- W. P. Kinsella

Happiness

"You’re only one workout away from a good mood."

- Health Coach Maria Marlowe

Happiness

"Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!"

- Kate Summers

Happiness

"Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss."

- S. O’ Sade

Happiness