Gene Perret

"We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love."

- Gene Perret

"Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day."

- Gene Perret

"Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it."

- Gene Perret

"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day."

- Gene Perret

"Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, ‘Hi honey, I’m home forever.”"

- Gene Perret

"Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it."

- Gene Perret

"Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it."

- Gene Perret

"Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven’t thought of yet."

- Gene Perret

"What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars worth of pleasure."

- Gene Perret

"I don’t intentionally spoil my grandkids. It’s just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left."

- Gene Perret

"Grandchildren don’t stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them."

- Gene Perret

"Retirement: that's when you return from work one day and say ‘hi honey, I'm home – forever’."

- Gene Perret

"Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, 'Hi, Honey, I'm home—forever.'"

- Gene Perret

"Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home — forever.""

- Gene Perret

"An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly."

- Gene Perret

"On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town."

- Gene Perret

"Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet."

- Gene Perret

"What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure."

- Gene Perret

"'You're more trouble than the children are' is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive."

- Gene Perret

"Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese."

- Gene Perret