In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is oh, I broke my leg! A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion. You’re dead!

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"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

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"If there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most."

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"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing."

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"Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's."

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