Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's.

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"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

- Dwight Schrute

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"If there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most."

- Dwight Schrute

Love

"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing."

- Dwight Schrute

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"I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me."

- Dwight Schrute

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"The Schrutes have a word for when everything in a man's life comes together perfectly. Perfectenschlag. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate. I am assembling a competent team. I am likely a father. I am so deep inside of perfectenschlag right now."

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"We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated."

- Maya Angelou

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"Success is not final; failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts."

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- David Brinkley

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"We are really competing against ourselves. We have no control over how other people perform."

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