Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.

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"I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'"

- Demetri Martin

Awareness

"Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is."

- Demetri Martin

Balance

"It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out."

- Demetri Martin

Motivation

"A fire truck with a back end on fire drives really fast in circles."

- Demetri Martin

Creativity

"I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable."

- Demetri Martin

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"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different."

- Coco Chanel

Originality

"In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different."

- Coco Chanel

Originality

"Whatever you do, be different – that was the advice my mother gave me, and I can’t think of better advice for an entrepreneur. If you’re different, you will stand out."

- Anita Roddick

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"If every tiny flower wanted to be a rose, spring would lose its loveliness."

- Therese of Lisieux

Originality

"There was no one near to confuse me, so I was forced to become original."

- Franz Joseph Haydn

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