“It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.”
"I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'"
- Demetri Martin
Awareness
"Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is."
- Demetri Martin
Balance
"A fire truck with a back end on fire drives really fast in circles."
- Demetri Martin
Creativity
"I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable."
- Demetri Martin
Creativity
"In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person’s yard."
- Demetri Martin
Ambition
"Hustle hard baby girl."
Motivation
"Stop snoozing your alarm."
Motivation
"Results on. Excuses off."
Motivation
"Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can."
- Arthur Ashe
Motivation
"Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you."
- Stephen Covey
Motivation