Canoe + Waterfall = I don’t go camping anymore.

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"I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'"

- Demetri Martin

Awareness

"Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is."

- Demetri Martin

Balance

"It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out."

- Demetri Martin

Motivation

"A fire truck with a back end on fire drives really fast in circles."

- Demetri Martin

Creativity

"I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable."

- Demetri Martin

Creativity

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"Treat your body like someone you love."

- Hannah Corbin

Self-care

"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line."

- Lucille Ball

Self-care

"If you prioritize yourself, you are going to save yourself."

- Gabrielle Union

Self-care

"Tuesday proves you are resilient, no matter how the week began. You deserve some self-love."

Self-care

"When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier."

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