Top 20 Inspirational Deadpool Quotes to Brighten Your Day

"Maximum effort!"

- Deadpool

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."

- Albus Dumbledore

"I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero."

- Deadpool

"Okay but I'm going to really miss me when I'm gone"

- Deadpool

"You're probably thinking, 'My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a kebab.' Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero."

- Deadpool

"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness."

- Deadpool

"You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed."

- Deadpool

"There are no heroes in life, kiddo. Just people who are less f*cked up than others."

- Deadpool

"You're right. Cancer is a shit-show. Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair kind of shit-show."

- Deadpool

"Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like daffodil daydream."

- Deadpool

"This is what happens when you give an existential crisis a corporeal form."

- Deadpool

"With great power comes great merchandising opportunity."

- Deadpool

"I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to f*ck up worse guys."

- Deadpool

"Love is not a sprint; it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms... or hits you with the pepper spray."

- Deadpool

"Did you ever think that to the nuts inside, the peanut is like their whole universe? I mean they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison --the shell-- keeps them apart. It's so sad! How they must hate their cruel master, The Shell, uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then one day, They're free! And it's like, "let's dance, you hot salty nut!""

- Deadpool

"You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you."

- Deadpool

"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."

- Deadpool

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage... or indigestion. I always forget which."

- Deadpool

"WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys don't see me bleed."

- Deadpool

"For the love of Bill Gates this thing is adorable."

- Deadpool

"I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it."

- Deadpool

"I aim to misbehave."

- Deadpool

"I'm gonna do what I do best: lecture her on the power of friendship."

- Deadpool

"Remember, when life gives you a wet willy, you give life a noogie right back."

- Deadpool

"If you can't laugh at yourself, I will."

- Deadpool

"Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable."

- Deadpool

"I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything."

- Deadpool

"I can’t protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye."

- Deadpool

"Time to make the chimichangas!"

- Deadpool

"Negasonic Teenage... What the shit? That's the coolest name ever!"

- Deadpool

"I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And he's worth every penny of it."

- Deadpool

"I'm like Robin Hood. I rob from the rich and give to the needy. I just happen to be needy."

- Deadpool

"Here's the plan: We're going to completely change the way people see the sewer system."

- Deadpool

"I never miss with the sheep gun!"

- Deadpool

"It's a big house. It's weird I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man."

- Deadpool

"McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing."

- Deadpool

"Oh, you're expecting a joke. 'How many bullets does it take to kill a Wolverine?' None."

- Deadpool

"Oh, I'm gonna spell it out for you."

- Deadpool

"So dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC Universe?"

- Deadpool

"I've been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?)"

- Deadpool

"You're about to be killed by a Zamboni."

- Deadpool

"My common sense is tingling."

- Deadpool

"Looks are everything! Ever heard David Beckham speak?"

- Deadpool

"All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex."

- Deadpool

"Bad Deadpool... Good Deadpool!"

- Deadpool

"Talk to the hand, 'cause the face is pissed."

- Deadpool

"A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like... sixteen walls!"

- Deadpool

"I'm not just known as Deadpool. I'm also known as the Merc with a Mouth. Bet you're wondering where the mouth part comes in."

- Deadpool

"Your crazy matches my crazy, big time."

- Deadpool

"Sarcasm: because beating the crap out of people is illegal."

- Deadpool

"I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."

- Deadpool

"Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. [pause] Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that."

- Deadpool

"Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?"

- Deadpool

"That's right, ladies. I'm single and ready to flamingle."

- Deadpool

"I may not have a PhD, but I do have a DD-214."

- Deadpool

"I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit."

- Deadpool

"I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark... Oh, wait, wrong franchise."

- Deadpool

"Looks *are* everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium."

- Deadpool

"And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true!"

- Deadpool

"Well, that's just lazy writing."

- Deadpool

"Now where is the code to shut off the bomb oh wait now I remember I wrote on my hand. (Sees hand on ground) there u are"

- Deadpool

"You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl, the right girl will bring out the hero in you."

"Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."

"Did I leave the stove on?"