"I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero."
- Deadpool
Courage
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
- Albus Dumbledore
Happiness
"Maximum effort!"
- Deadpool
Motivation
"You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed."
- Deadpool
Awareness
"You're probably thinking, 'My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a kebab.' Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero."
- Deadpool
Awareness
"There are no heroes in life, kiddo. Just people who are less f*cked up than others."
- Deadpool
Philosophy
"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness."
- Deadpool
Happiness
"Okay but I'm going to really miss me when I'm gone"
- Deadpool
Self-awareness
"You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you."
- Deadpool
Love
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage... or indigestion. I always forget which."
- Deadpool
Love
"Love is not a sprint; it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms... or hits you with the pepper spray."
- Deadpool
Love
"WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys don't see me bleed."
- Deadpool
Courage
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."
- Deadpool
Motivation
"Did you ever think that to the nuts inside, the peanut is like their whole universe? I mean they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison --the shell-- keeps them apart. It's so sad! How they must hate their cruel master, The Shell, uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then one day, They're free! And it's like, "let's dance, you hot salty nut!""
- Deadpool
Creativity
"I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to f*ck up worse guys."
- Deadpool
Ambition
"This is what happens when you give an existential crisis a corporeal form."
- Deadpool
Philosophy
"You're right. Cancer is a shit-show. Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair kind of shit-show."
- Deadpool
Adversity
"With great power comes great merchandising opportunity."
- Deadpool
Ambition
"Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like daffodil daydream."
- Deadpool
Love
"I can’t protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye."
- Deadpool
Adversity
"Here's the plan: We're going to completely change the way people see the sewer system."
- Deadpool
Creativity
"I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything."
- Deadpool
Healing
"Time to make the chimichangas!"
- Deadpool
Motivation
"Negasonic Teenage... What the shit? That's the coolest name ever!"
- Deadpool
Creativity
"I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And he's worth every penny of it."
- Deadpool
Ambition
"I'm like Robin Hood. I rob from the rich and give to the needy. I just happen to be needy."
- Deadpool
Philosophy
"I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it."
- Deadpool
Adversity
"Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable."
- Deadpool
Resilience
"I aim to misbehave."
- Deadpool
Ambition
"For the love of Bill Gates this thing is adorable."
- Deadpool
Joy
"If you can't laugh at yourself, I will."
- Deadpool
Happiness
"I'm gonna do what I do best: lecture her on the power of friendship."
- Deadpool
Philosophy
"Remember, when life gives you a wet willy, you give life a noogie right back."
- Deadpool
Motivation
"Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. [pause] Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that."
- Deadpool
Awareness
"I may not have a PhD, but I do have a DD-214."
- Deadpool
Self-awareness
"That's right, ladies. I'm single and ready to flamingle."
- Deadpool
Love
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."
- Deadpool
Creativity
"Sarcasm: because beating the crap out of people is illegal."
- Deadpool
Creativity
"Your crazy matches my crazy, big time."
- Deadpool
Connection to Earth
"I'm not just known as Deadpool. I'm also known as the Merc with a Mouth. Bet you're wondering where the mouth part comes in."
- Deadpool
Self-awareness
"A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like... sixteen walls!"
- Deadpool
Creativity
"I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark... Oh, wait, wrong franchise."
- Deadpool
Awareness
"Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?"
- Deadpool
Love
"I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit."
- Deadpool
Reflection
"I never miss with the sheep gun!"
- Deadpool
Bravery
"You're about to be killed by a Zamboni."
- Deadpool
Facing Fears
"It's a big house. It's weird I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man."
- Deadpool
Awareness
"Looks are everything! Ever heard David Beckham speak?"
- Deadpool
Self-esteem
"McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing."
- Deadpool
Awareness
"My common sense is tingling."
- Deadpool
Awareness
"Oh, I'm gonna spell it out for you."
- Deadpool
Creativity
"Oh, you're expecting a joke. 'How many bullets does it take to kill a Wolverine?' None."
- Deadpool
Creativity
"I've been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?)"
- Deadpool
Self-awareness
"All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex."
- Deadpool
Creativity
"Bad Deadpool... Good Deadpool!"
- Deadpool
Self-awareness
"So dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC Universe?"
- Deadpool
Awareness
"Talk to the hand, 'cause the face is pissed."
- Deadpool
Self-awareness
"Well, that's just lazy writing."
- Deadpool
Awareness
"Looks *are* everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium."
- Deadpool
Awareness
"Now where is the code to shut off the bomb oh wait now I remember I wrote on my hand. (Sees hand on ground) there u are"
- Deadpool
Adaptation
"And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true!"
- Deadpool
Aspirations
"You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl, the right girl will bring out the hero in you."
Love
"Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
Happiness
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Self-awareness