Remember, when life gives you a wet willy, you give life a noogie right back.

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"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage... or indigestion. I always forget which."

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"Love is not a sprint; it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms... or hits you with the pepper spray."

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