I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit.

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"Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like daffodil daydream."

- Deadpool

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"That's right, ladies. I'm single and ready to flamingle."

- Deadpool

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"You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you."

- Deadpool

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"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage... or indigestion. I always forget which."

- Deadpool

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"Love is not a sprint; it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms... or hits you with the pepper spray."

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"Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today."

- Will Rogers

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"Life is like a sewer … what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

- Tom Lehrer

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"I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done."

- Lucille Ball

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"Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know."

- Pema Chodron

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"Happy Tuesday! It is a good day to reflect on the week so far and spread happiness."

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