The Ultimate Collection of the Cheesiest Inspirational Quotes to Brighten Your Day

### Embrace the Charm of Cheesy Inspiration Sometimes, the most memorable motivation comes wrapped in a cheesy, lighthearted package. Our curated collection of the cheesiest inspirational quotes brings together humor, wit, and wisdom that will not only make you smile but also inspire you to tackle life's challenges with a lighter heart. ### Why Cheesy Quotes Matter These quotes blend humor with motivation, reminding us that inspiration doesn't always have to be serious or profound. They offer a refreshing perspective, encouraging us to find joy and laughter even in the pursuit of our goals. ### Dive Into a World of Whimsy and Wisdom From classic quips by iconic figures to playful lines from beloved characters, this collection is perfect for anyone looking to add a dash of fun to their daily dose of inspiration. Whether you need a pick-me-up or a chuckle, these quotes are sure to deliver.

Wisdom from the Masters

"When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it."

- Theodore Roosevelt

Motivation

"Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion."

- Tina Fey

Self-confidence

"The road to success is always under construction."

- Lily Tomlin

Success

"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."

- Vince Lombardi

Well-being

"Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it."

- Katharine Whitehorn

Goals

"Be like a postage stamp; stick to one thing until you get there."

- Josh Billings

Determination

"Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring."

- Steve Maraboli

Motivation

"The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!"

- Marvin Phillips

Motivation

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

- Ferris Bueller

Change

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

- Elbert Hubbard

Happiness

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."

- Dave Barry

Happiness

"Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise, we’re going down the tube."

- Joan Rivers

Happiness

"Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then, by all means, follow that path."

- Ellen DeGeneres

Ambition

"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone."

- Reba McEntire

Motivation

"When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'”"

- Sydney J. Harris

Motivation

"I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road."

- Stephen Hawking

Awareness

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."

- Mae West

Contentment

"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

- Mark Twain

Awareness

"True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway."

- Edna Buchanan

Relationships

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."

- Oprah Winfrey

Love

"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”"

- Groucho Marx

Love

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!""

- C.S. Lewis

Love

"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad."

- Arnold H. Glasgow

Relationships

"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."

- Oprah Winfrey

Relationships

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Relationships

"The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing."

- Blaise Pascal

Love

"It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not."

- Mignon McLaughlin

Relationships

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."

- Jules Renard

Love

"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."

- Carroll Bryant

Love

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."

- Erich Segal

Love

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age."

- Lucille Ball

Contentment

"I’m a bit of a sucker for second chances. They’re my first favorite kind of chance."

- Jessica Day, New Girl

Personal Growth

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life."

- Andy Dwyer, Parks and Recreation

Motivation

"I would do anything for my friends, which I think is how everyone in the world feels. Which is why I finally understand war."

- Jeff Winger, Community

Relationships

"There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends."

- Sylvia Plath

Relationships

"We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits."

- William Somerset Maugham

Relationships

"Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with."

- Robert Brault

Relationships

"We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third."

- Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation

Balance

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."

- Linda Grayson

Relationships

"A true friend is someone that thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."

- Bernard Meltzer

Relationships

"My favorite thing to do on this planet is to play games. And if you don’t enjoy games, then you’re really missing the point of what this life is."

- RuPaul

Joy

"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."

- Lemony Snicket

Love

"You can always tell a real friend: When you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job."

- Laurence J. Peter

Relationships

"Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police."

- Robert Louis Stevenson

Love

"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in."

- Richard Jeni

Relationships

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"

- Lily Tomlin

Love

"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."

- Mae West

Love

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work."

- Robert Orben

Well-being

"Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?’ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’ Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that."

- George Carlin

Motivation

"If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock."

- Claude MacDonald

Hard Work

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Joy

"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, some don’t turn up at all."

- Sam Ewing

Motivation

"Why, sometimes I’ve believed six impossible things before breakfast."

- Alice in Wonderland

Imagination

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

- Edward Bergen

Hard Work

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

- Douglas Adams

Time Management

"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day."

- Robert Frost

Hard Work

"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment."

- Robert Benchley

Awareness

"Just keep swimming."

- Finding Nemo

Perseverance

"No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early."

- Groucho Marx

Motivation

"What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

- Phyllis Diller

Happiness

"Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow."

- Don Herold

Time Management

"Whatever you do, always give 100% — unless you’re donating blood."

- Bill Murray

Motivation

"My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get."

- Forrest Gump

Wisdom

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar."

- Drew Carey

Happiness

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."

- Henry Kissinger

Motivation

"Friendship is like money—easier made than kept."

- Samuel Butler

Relationships

"‘Best friend’ isn’t a person—it’s a tier."

- Mindy Kaling

Relationships

"A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain."

- Graham Norton

Awareness

"Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews!"

- Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants

Happiness

"Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos."

- Stanley Hudson

Happiness

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."

- Charles M. Schulz

Love

"I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

- Chandler Bing

Happiness

"When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life."

- Richard Lewis

Love

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."

- Homer Simpson

Happiness

"There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate."

- Barack Obama

Love

"All life ends in death, which we, as a species, are cursed with knowing. Resulting in … something. Again, this is really not my field."

- Ian Duncan

Awareness

"Fate is just what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over."

- Lois, Malcolm in the Middle

Awareness

"No thank you, I prefer to get high on life."

- Millie Kentner

Happiness

"You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal."

- Elizabeth Taylor

Relationships

"I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning."

- George Costanza, Seinfeld

Happiness

"Here’s some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it’s Shark Week."

- Tracy Jordan

Aspirations

"If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right."

- Jerry Seinfeld

Adaptation

"You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."

- Henry Youngman

Love

"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV."

- Morty

Awareness

"What am I scared of? I’m scared of the same thing that you are: everything."

- George Costanza

Facing Fears

"Why can’t parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?"

- Rachel Green

Awareness

"Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I’ll find it along the way."

- Michael Scott

Creativity

"Your soul is like your appendix—I don’t even use it!"

- Michael Kelso

Happiness

"I don’t make the rules, ma’am. I just think them up and write them down."

- Eric Cartman

Awareness

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

- Oscar Wilde

Forgiveness

"Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer."

- Ellen DeGeneres

Self-awareness

"Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."

- Pauline Thomason

Love

"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- Rita Rudner

Love

"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."

- Mitch Hedberg

Ambition

"When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'"

- Sydney J. Harris

Awareness

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are."

- Will Ferrell

Love

"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher."

- Socrates

Love

"Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning."

- H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Love

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery."

- Erma Bombeck

Relationships

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."

- Katharine Hepburn

Adversity

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

- Ron White

Joy

"Just ’cause some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do, that doesn’t make her your soulmate."

- 500 Days of Summer

Relationships

"My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look."

- Halley Reed

Relationships

"If you can’t be kind, at least be vague."

- Judith Martin

Compassion

"Today is a good day to try."

- The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Motivation

"Please. Have mercy. I’ve been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday."

- Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Joy

"I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere."

- Van Wilder, National Lampoon’s Van Wilder

Awareness

"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have."

- Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Happiness

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

- Jack Handey

Compassion

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

- Dodgeball

Motivation

"Well, nobody’s perfect."

- Some Like It Hot

Contentment

"If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer."

- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Joy

"Keep calm and carry a wand."

- A.W. Jantha

Inspiration

"Instant gratification takes too long."

- Carrie Fisher

Contentment

"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."

- Jerry Seinfeld

Family

"I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet."

- Carrie Bradshaw

Contentment

"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."

- Luis Buñuel

Aspirations

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

- Lucille Ball

Aspirations

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs."

- Wanda

Creativity

"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

- Isaac Asimov

Knowledge

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

- Phyllis Diller

Family

"People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board."

- Betty White

Connection to Earth

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it."

- Mae West

Balance

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

- Rodney Dangerfield

Family

"You’re not even old enough to know how bad life gets."

- The Virgin Suicides

Adversity

"My wife didn't take my name, which isn't weird, but what's weird is when people think it's weird, like we're on a first-name basis anyway."

- Mark Agee

Relationships

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

- Steve Martin

Nature

"There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."

- Oscar Wilde

Awareness

"The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last."

- Willy Wonka

Joy

Bite-sized Inspirational Quotes

"You want to get out of the hole? First you’re going to have to put down the shovel."

Motivation

"Here’s the deal, when life gives you lemons, just say f-ck the lemons and bail."

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