Wisdom Quotes

"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability."

- Oscar Wilde

"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

- Steven Wright

"I became insane with long periods intervals of horrible sanity."

- Edgar Allen Poe

"If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out."

- Lawrence Ferlinghetti

"I am not young enough to know everything."

- J.M. Barrie

"Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it."

- René Descartes

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

- Frank Sinatra

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

- Ernest Hemingway

"Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late."

- Benjamin Franklin

"Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace."

- Paul Theroux

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice."

- Ben Jonson

"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit."

- Aristotle

"There are three things that grow more precious with age: old wood to burn, old books to read and old friends to enjoy."

- Henry Ford

"Words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find."

- William Shakespeare

"Back in my day, people used to take photos with other people in them."

"If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever."

"Someday, you'll go far. I hope you stay there."

"Tuesday is Monday's ugly sister."

"If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, it’s because you’re both heading in the same direction."

"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF."

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."

"I'm starting to think my purpose in life is to serve as a cautionary tale to others."

"This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door."

"What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful."

"Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses."

""In the end, we will take care of only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.""

"The true wealth of Hawaii lies not in its beauty, but in the spirit of its people."

- Unknown

"Your wisdom lights my path."

"Be patient. Everything comes to you in the right moment."