Positivity Quotes

"I've seen people get old, retire, and die. Rarely on the same day."

- Kaulder

"I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to sh*$."

- Hawkeye

"I'm what you might call retired. It's a refined name for bum."

- Danny McGuire

"My dad's the type that would die six months after retiring, so I plan to have him work here forever."

- Rick Harrison

"Hakuna Matata? Yeah. It's our motto."

- Pumbaa

"Hakuna Matata! It means ‘no worries’ for the rest of your days."

- Timon & Pumbaa

"It’s not time to worry yet."

- Harper Lee

"Whatever is going to happen will happen, whether we worry or not."

- Ana Monnar

"Retirement: It's not the end of your life, it's the end of your bank account!"

"If I've learned one thing from some of the most successful people in life it's this: Don't come out of retirement; if it didn't work for Brett Favre, it can't work for anyone."

"Retirement isn't that different from work; you still get to use sheets, visit docs, and steal other people's food out of the fridge."

"Look for something positive in each day, even if you have to look a little harder some days."

"You might be excited about retirement, but we're not throwing you a party because we realize it means we're each getting some of your work added to ours."

"Congrats on being able to love Mondays again."

"Don't be one of those boomerang retirees. Even if your job's still here, we don't want you to be miserable with us!"

"We thought you were a team player, and there's no "I" in team, although there is one in "retirement.""

"It's going to be so weird not seeing you every day. What's your name again?"

"I'm not sure why you'd want to re-tire, we're all tired already!"

"If you wake up on Monday and realize retirement isn't for you, I have two words: Walmart greeter."

"You think we threw this party to celebrate your years of work, but it's really to celebrate our not having to work under you anymore!"

"I'm so sorry for your loss. No one is ever going to call you "boss" again."

"You picked a great time to retire, we were just about to start a revolt against your leadership style."

"Where will we be without our fearless leader? Oh, that's right, we'll be relaxed and happy!"

"What do most people gain after retirement? It would be great to say peace and relaxation, but it's usually a few extra pounds!"

"You're going to have a lot to get rid of now that you're retired. You can start with the alarm clock!"

"If you're looking for something to do now that you're retired, feel free to mow the lawn any time."

"How do you get used to retirement? Just pretend it's Saturday, every day."

"Swap your early morning meeting for a mid-morning tee time. Now you can say you're retired."

"Join all the groups, clubs, and volunteer organizations you never had time for when you were working. You'll be just as busy as ever; you just won't be getting paid for it."

"When people ask what you've been doing since retirement, make up something interesting. No one wants to hear about your afternoon nap."