Positivity Quotes

"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."

- Martha Washington

"To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it."

- Germany Kent

""You're not very good at retiring. "John Wick: "I'm workin' on it.""

- Bowery King and John Wick

"I'm going to retire, withdraw from public life, and become a hermit crab."

- Derek Zoolander

"When did being unemployed become something to brag about?"

"I hope you like Saturdays because every day just became Saturday!"

"Welcome to funemployment!"

"When life gets messy, just hang in there and grab a mop!"

- Unknown

"Hang in there, [his name]. At least you’re not a piñata."

- Unknown

"Hang in there, [his name]. Remember, even Wi-Fi has bad days!"

- Unknown

"Life’s messy, [his name], but at least you’ve got the mop!"

- Unknown

"Work feels like a hamster wheel? At least you’re a fast hamster!"

- Unknown

"Remember, even Wi-Fi struggles to connect sometimes. Keep hanging on!"

- Unknown

"Good vibes are just around the corner—don’t stop now! 🚦💫 #KeepGoing #StayPositive"

- Unknown

"Life’s like a piñata—keep swinging for the candy! 🍬🎉 #HangTight #LaughThroughIt"

- Unknown

"Congrats on not having to pretend to work anymore."

"You're never too old to retire, but you're always too old to find a new job!"

"Now that you're retired, you've got plenty of time to help me out with all the things I don't have time to do!"

"Wait, you're leaving? I thought we were just all really excited you were getting new tires on your car!"

"I hear retirement is really lonely. I hope you don't get lonely. If you do, don't call me; I'll be at work."

"It's sad you can't even be the boss of yourself in retirement. I'm sure your partner has been looking forward to this for years."

"You worked so hard all these years to become what, a couch bum?"

"When you retire do you turn into the old version of Boss Baby? Will you be wearing a suit and tie while you nap on the couch?"

"I'm sorry, I thought you were already retired since we never see you doing any work!"

"It must be so hard leaving us all knowing you'll actually have to do things for yourself in retirement."

"Congratulations. You've retired from your job. Too bad the next step is retiring from life!"

"Working with you was a real pleasure. Let your spouse know they can use me as a reference if they have any doubts about that."

"Welcome to the next phase of life. There's no dress code, but you probably can't afford clothes anymore, anyway!"

"Happy Retirement. We'll always have each other. Except you — you won't have us because you won't be in the office."

"Happy end of everything you've worked your whole life for...wait, why are you retiring?"