Happiness Quotes

""Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.""

- Marilyn Monroe

"Thanksgiving ... that is all about overeating. One of the main dishes is actually called ‘stuffing.’ Stuffing? What names did they turn down? ‘Cram-it-in?’ ‘Eat-till-you-can’t-breathe?’"

- Jim Gaffigan

"The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating."

- John Walters

"Can I get an alcohol?"

- Nick Miller

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

- W.C. Fields

"Turkey for me, turkey for you. Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe."

- Adam Sandler

"The average time for eating a Thanksgiving dinner is 12 minutes, which, incidentally, coincides with halftime."

- Erma Bombeck

"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out."

- Jay Leno

"Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year."

- P.J. O'Rourke

"I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that."

- Howie Mandel

"Thanksgiving: when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook."

- Melanie White

"My cooking was so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."

- Phyllis Diller

"Thanksgiving, the day where there’s never enough food. You can’t just have a turkey. No, there has to be a roast beef or a ham too. Or both. It’s the only day we have mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes."

- Lewis Black

"A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear them consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping."

- Jimmy Fallon

"What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?"

- Erma Bombeck

"I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it."

- Robert Brault

"Thank you, the day after Thanksgiving, or as the makers of sweatpants call it, ‘the busy season.’"

- Jimmy Fallon

"Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out."

- Nicole Hollander

"I’m giving thanks that we don’t have to go through this for another year."

- Adele Larson

"I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal, maybe toast."

- Charlie Brown

"I’m sorry. Did you just say Canadian Thanksgiving was, and I’m quoting, ‘the real Thanksgiving’? What do Canadians even have to celebrate about?"

- Barney

"I am happy because I'm grateful. I choose to be grateful. That gratitude allows me to be happy."

- Amy Leigh Mercree

"The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes."

- Frank Lloyd Wright

"The best way to find happiness is by making others happy."

- Robert Ingersoll

"Caring about others, running the risk of feeling, and leaving an impact on people, brings happiness."

- Harold Kushner

"Getting older is like climbing a mountain; you get a little out of breath, but the view is much better!"

- Ingrid Bergman

"Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"I took a rose from a vase and fastened it in her sash. She sighed a sign of ineffable satisfaction, as if her cup of happiness were now full."

- Charlotte Brontë

"Be happy – it drives people crazy."

"Love life you live. Live the life you love."