Courage Quotes

"Zombies eat brains. You are safe."

- Jon Stewart

"Sarcasm is such an unattractive quality in anyone but me."

- Samantha Young

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month."

- Theodore Roosevelt

"Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey."

- Winston Churchill

"Silence gets us nowhere. Sarcasm gets us there quicker."

- Government Issue

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

- Ernest Hemingway

"Life is important. There is nothing to hold onto. A man that drinks is throwing his life away. Don't do it, hold on to your life. There is nothing else to hold on to ..."

- Tennessee Williams

"The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything."

- Frank Sinatra

"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."

- Will Smith

"Be fearless. Have the courage to take risks. Go where there are no guarantees. Get out of your comfort zone even if it means being uncomfortable."

- Katie Couric

"My friend, living one’s comfort zone is no small chore! Trust me, I’ve learned this first hand. I can say that when all’s said and done it’s worth it!"

- Josh Hinds

"You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him."

- Anon

"When being strong and being kind mix, nothing is impossible. Not one bit"

- Isabella P.

"I love being me. It pisses off all the right people."

"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples' eyes."

"You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions."

"When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark."

"It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right."

"People need to start appreciating the effort I put in to not be a serial killer."

"I’m actually not funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking."

"If someone asks, 'Are you crazy?' Simply reply, 'Yes.' Boom. End of discussion."

"I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions."

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege."

- Unknown

"People think I go out of my way to piss them off. Trust me, it’s not out of my way at all."

- Unknown

"Please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my own tomorrow."

- Unknown

"I don’t always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I’m probably at work."

- Unknown

"I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there, and I don’t want you showing up."

- Unknown

"I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow."

- Unknown

"If you’re in a comfort zone, afraid to venture out, remember that all winners were at one time filled with doubt."

- Anonymous

"The bravest thing you can be is yourself"