Courage Quotes

"The greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing."

- Steve Jobs

"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."

- Russell Lynes

"I hailed from a tough neighborhood. I was once attacked by a man with a knife. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it."

- Rodney Dangerfield

"Sarcasm helps you overcome the harsh reality of life, makes people smile, and eases the pain of scars."

- Mahmoud Darwish

"I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic."

- Sarah Rees Brennan

"If I had a dollar for every clever thing you said. I’ll be poor."

- Anonymous

"Let’s share, you’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin."

- Anonymous

"Find your patience before you lose mine."

- Anonymous

"I can resist all temptations except temptation."

- Anonymous

"Yes, I walked out mid-conversation. You were bored to death, and my survival instincts kicked into high gear."

- Anonymous

"I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you knew everything."

- Anonymous

"Sarchotic: People don’t know if you’re serious or joking when you’re so sarcastic."

- Anonymous

"When people ask me a stupid question, it’s my legal obligation to make a sarcastic comment."

- Anonymous

"Sarcasm–the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it."

"How much better would it be if a liar's pants really did catch on fire?"

"Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me."

"Sure I’ll help you out… the same way you came in."

"Never mistake my silence for weakness. Nobody plans a murder out loud."

"I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter."

"Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm."

"If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will."

"Instead of 'have a nice day,' I think I'll start saying, 'have the day you deserve.' You know, let karma sort things out."

"People think I go out of my way to piss them off. Trust me, it's not out of my way at all."

"Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!"

"Yeah, I'm a pacifist. I'm about to pass a fist across your face."

"The whiskey tastes like I'm about to tell you how I really feel."

"You suck. You should fix that."

"My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there."

"Underestimate me. That will be fun."

"If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question."