Awareness Quotes

"At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage to build your life around your answer."

- Lee Jampolsky

"All behavioral or mood disorders – including depression, OCD, ADHD and addiction – have some neurochemical components, but sufferers can still work to overcome them."

- Jeffrey Kluger

"There is no such thing in anyone’s life as an unimportant day."

- Alexander Woollcott

"Whenever you think about smoking you must see it as a lifetime’s chain of filth, disease, fear, misery and slavery."

- Allen Carr

"Part of the ingenuity of any addictive drug is to fool you into believing that life without it won’t be as enjoyable, and/or that you’ll be less able to cope with stress."

- Allen Carr

"What does it do for you? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"

- Allen Carr

"The problem with her is that she lacks both the power and the speech to communicate."

- George Bernard Shaw

"Listen, smile, accept, and then do what you thought you would do anyway."

- Robert Downey Jr.

"Politics: ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’; and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures.'"

- Robin Williams

"What we feel, think and are determined in large part by our viscera and ductless glands."

- Aldous Huxley

"The problem with being open-minded is that people will insist on trying to put things in their place."

- Terry Pratchett

"Computers can understand sarcasm better than Americans."

- Geoffrey Hinton

"Why is it called rush hour when there’s no movement?"

- Robin Williams

"Light travels quicker than sound. This is why people seem brighter than they actually are."

- Steven Wright

"We suffer from too much sarcasm."

- Marianne Moore

"Before judging a man, walk one mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!"

- Billy Connolly

"I love French sarcasm and irony. They are a great source of bad moods."

- Marjane Satrapi

"Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity."

"I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared."

"Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything."

"I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew."

"Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often."

"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

"When I ask for directions, please don't use words like 'East.'"

"My silence doesn't mean I agree with you. It's just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless."

"Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there."

"So many people worry about their physical appearance and material possessions, that they completely disregard their crappy personality."

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet."

"There's no reason to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"