Aspirations Quotes

"My birthday is in a couple weeks and people keep asking me what I want. I tell them, ‘cake, mostly.'"

- Ellen DeGeneres

"The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet."

- Robert Orben

"May your candle’s glow reflect the joy within your soul."

- Richard G. Scott

"All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."

- George Harrison

"We age not by years but by stories."

- Jeffrey Fry

"Age is just a number. You’re only old when you forget it."

- Stan Laurel

"Age doesn’t depend upon years, but upon temperament and health."

- Nathaniel Emmons

"Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared and scars mean you lived."

- Cassandra Clare

"Age appears to be best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read."

- Francis Bacon

"In youth we learn; in age we understand."

- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

"Age considers; youth ventures."

- Rabindranath Tagore

"The key to acting your age, is to not act your age."

- Blake Clark

"You’re the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday."

"I couldn’t think of a message that would make you laugh for your birthday card… you’re too boring…"

"I hope your birthday is better than the card I sent you…"

"Seriously, I don’t know how many more of your birthdays I can handle."

"Another year older… and you still can’t grow a beard."

"If I made fun of how many years old you are, it would be beyond funny."

"Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year."

"Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity; you are truly an inspiration."

"Happy birthday! Here is a piece of card to show you how little I care…"

"What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. At least have fun doing it!"

"Life was meant to be celebrated more often than just one day a year. Man, you’re missing opportunities the other 364 days!"

"I decided to keep having birthdays because it beats the alternative… Death."

"Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes."

- Unknown

"There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth."

- Unknown

"Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly."

- Unknown

"The old pessimist focuses on his growing number. The old optimist focuses on his growing blessings."

- Unknown

"Getting older is just part of life… and the other parts are even worse."

- Unknown

"The older you get, the more disoriented your hair gets. Once it leaves your head, it seems to get lost."

- Unknown