Milton Berle

"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already."

- Milton Berle

"If evolution really works, how come mother’s only have two hands?"

- Milton Berle

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

- Milton Berle

"If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands?"

- Milton Berle

"If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door."

- Milton Berle

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

- Milton Berle

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?."

- Milton Berle

""If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?""

- Milton Berle

"Laughter is an instant vacation."

- Milton Berle