Quote by Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?.

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"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already."

- Milton Berle

Motivation

"If evolution really works, how come mother’s only have two hands?"

- Milton Berle

Hard Work

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

- Milton Berle

Creativity

"If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands?"

- Milton Berle

Strength

"If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door."

- Milton Berle

Ambition

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