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More quotes by Milton Berle

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"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already."

- Milton Berle

Motivation

"If evolution really works, how come mother’s only have two hands?"

- Milton Berle

Hard Work

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

- Milton Berle

Creativity

"If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands?"

- Milton Berle

Strength

"If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door."

- Milton Berle

Ambition

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"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."

- Anne Lamott

Joy

"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."

Joy

"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."

Joy

"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

Joy

"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

Joy