He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.

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"The shortest distance between two people is a smile."

- Victor Borge

Compassion

"“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”"

- Victor Borge

Happiness

"The smile is the shortest distance between two people, and the more we smile, the less we fight."

- Victor Borge

Connection to Earth

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."

- Victor Borge

Connection to Earth

"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."

- Victor Borge

Connection to Earth

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"We cannot control who we fall in love with, but we can choose how we treat them."

- Beauty and the Beast

Relationships

"I think it takes a strong man to be in a relationship with a strong woman. A lot of people hear the word ‘diva’ and think of it as a negative. I see it as a positive. I want somebody who knows what they want out of life and isn’t afraid to show it."

- Nick Cannon

Relationships

"It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it."

Relationships

"As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same."

- Donald E. Westlake

Relationships

"A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright."

- Lucille Ball

Relationships