You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? Got a ten-second memory. Be a goldfish, Sam.

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"If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together."

- Ted

Love

"I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we’re ever given a second chance."

- Ted

Compassion

"You know what you do with tough cookies, don’t ya? Dip ‘em in milk."

- Ted

Compassion

"You know what I say about cats, babies and apologies…..gotta let ‘em come to you."

- Ted

Compassion

"It’s not about me. Never was."

- Ted

Self-awareness

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"As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives."

- Henry David Thoreau

Mindfulness

"Your body can stand almost anything. It’s your mind that you have to convince."

- Anon

Mindfulness

"You have to think it before you can do it. The mind is what makes it all possible."

- Kai Greene

Mindfulness

"Your mind is the key to your body’s strength."

- Unknown

Mindfulness

"Your limits are all in your mind."

- Unknown

Mindfulness