“I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day.”
"Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos."
- Stanley Hudson
Happiness
"It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong, and if you don’t like it, you can leave."
- Stanley Hudson
Integrity
"Life is short. Drive fast, and leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos."
- Stanley Hudson
Motivation
"I have a dream, and it's not some MLK dream of equality. I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there’s a button that I can press and launch that lighthouse into space."
- Stanley Hudson
Ambition
"It’s true. Around this office, in the past, I have been a little abrupt with people. But the doctor said, if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die."
- Stanley Hudson
Self-improvement
"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."
- Epictetus
Contentment
"Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday."
- A. A. Milne
Contentment
"Small is not just a stepping stone. Small is a great destination itself."
- Jason Fried
Contentment
"The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing."
Contentment
"As for you, you will join your ancestors in peace and be buried after a good long life."
Contentment