"If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living?"
- Ron Swanson
Love
"Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."
- Ron Swanson
Awareness
"There is only one bad word: taxes."
- Ron Swanson
Belief
"I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures."
- Ron Swanson
Belief
"Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness."
- Ron Swanson
Happiness
"We cannot control who we fall in love with, but we can choose how we treat them."
- Beauty and the Beast
Relationships
"I think it takes a strong man to be in a relationship with a strong woman. A lot of people hear the word ‘diva’ and think of it as a negative. I see it as a positive. I want somebody who knows what they want out of life and isn’t afraid to show it."
- Nick Cannon
Relationships
"It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it."
Relationships
"As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same."
- Donald E. Westlake
Relationships
"A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright."
- Lucille Ball
Relationships