"Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year."
- P.J. O'Rourke
Happiness
"Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."
- P.J. O'Rourke
Inspiration
"Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes."
- P.J. O'Rourke
Hard Work
"Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes."
- P.J. O'Rourke
Responsibility
"Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact."
- P.J. O'Rourke
Wisdom
"You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want."
- Zig Ziglar
Service
"So, whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, you should do it all for God's glory."
Service
"Whoever wants to be first must be slave of all. For even the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many."
- Jesus
Service
"Do you know who will go first on the Day of Resurrection to the shade of God…Those who when given what is right accept it, when asked for something give freely and who judge in favor of others as they do for themselves."
- Prophet Muhammad (s)
Service
"If anyone fulfills his brother’s needs, Allah will fulfill his needs; if one relieves a Muslim of his troubles, Allah will relieve his troubles on the Day of Resurrection."
- Prophet Muhammad (s)
Service