P.J. O'Rourke

"Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year."

- P.J. O'Rourke

"Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."

- P.J. O'Rourke

"Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes."

- P.J. O'Rourke

"Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes."

- P.J. O'Rourke

"Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact."

- P.J. O'Rourke

"Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes."

- P.J. O'Rourke

"Everybody wants to save the earth. No one wants to help mom do the dishes."

- P.J. O'Rourke