“I learned a while back that if I do not text 911, people do not return my calls. Um, but people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.”
"I am an early bird and a night owl... so I am wise and I have worms."
- Michael Scott
Balance
"An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place where dreams come true."
- Michael Scott
Well-being
"I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms."
- Michael Scott
Balance
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
- Michael Scott
Connection to Earth
"The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends."
- Michael Scott
Connection to Earth
"We cannot control who we fall in love with, but we can choose how we treat them."
- Beauty and the Beast
Relationships
"I think it takes a strong man to be in a relationship with a strong woman. A lot of people hear the word ‘diva’ and think of it as a negative. I see it as a positive. I want somebody who knows what they want out of life and isn’t afraid to show it."
- Nick Cannon
Relationships
"It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it."
Relationships
"As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same."
- Donald E. Westlake
Relationships
"A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright."
- Lucille Ball
Relationships