“i Just Want To Lie On The Beach And Eat Hot Dogs. That's All I've Ever Wanted.”
"I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman’s gotta take off his cape."
- Kevin Malone
Balance
"I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket."
- Kevin Malone
Happiness
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs."
- Kevin Malone
Happiness
"Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the time. Every of the time!"
- Kevin Malone
Adversity
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."
- Kevin Malone
Contentment
"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."
- Epictetus
Contentment
"Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday."
- A. A. Milne
Contentment
"Small is not just a stepping stone. Small is a great destination itself."
- Jason Fried
Contentment
"The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing."
Contentment
"As for you, you will join your ancestors in peace and be buried after a good long life."
Contentment