"I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket."
- Kevin Malone
Happiness
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs."
- Kevin Malone
Happiness
"Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the time. Every of the time!"
- Kevin Malone
Adversity
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."
- Kevin Malone
Contentment
"i Just Want To Lie On The Beach And Eat Hot Dogs. That's All I've Ever Wanted."
- Kevin Malone
Contentment
"There is beauty in the Beast, just as there is darkness in the most perfect human."
- Beauty and the Beast
Balance
"When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails). Take a break. You will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break."
- Catherine Pulsifer
Balance
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
- Albert Einstein
Balance
"Make your Tuesday as productive as possible, but don’t forget to enjoy the journey."
Balance
"You can’t always hold on to the things that are important. By letting them go we gain something else."
- Kunio Yaobi
Balance