"I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman’s gotta take off his cape."
- Kevin Malone
Balance
"I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket, in a blanket."
- Kevin Malone
Happiness
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs."
- Kevin Malone
Happiness
"Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the time. Every of the time!"
- Kevin Malone
Adversity
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."
- Kevin Malone
Contentment
"It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong."
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Efficiency
"There’s a tremendous power in using the least amount of information to get a point across."
- Rick Rubin
Efficiency
"Nothing is less productive than to make more efficient what should not be done at all."
- Peter Drucker
Efficiency
"If you measure it, it will improve."
- Seth Godin
Efficiency
"Good customer service costs less than bad customer service."
- Sally Gronow
Efficiency