Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

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"I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything."

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Personal Growth

"Zombies eat brains. You are safe."

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"The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective."

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Learning

"I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work and be proud that I tried everything."

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Ambition

"Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant."

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"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it."

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"Embrace each shift in your life like a dragonfly zips through a summer breeze"

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"Like the dragonfly, adapt and conquer your skies with elegance and power"

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