Jon Stewart

"I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything."

- Jon Stewart

"Zombies eat brains. You are safe."

- Jon Stewart

"The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective."

- Jon Stewart

"I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work and be proud that I tried everything."

- Jon Stewart

"Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant."

- Jon Stewart

"Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch."

- Jon Stewart