Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

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"In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy."

- Johnny Carson

Awareness

"Mail your packages early, so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

"Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

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"The Prophet Muhammad (s) said: 'The best of all dealings is the one which is moderate.'"

- Prophet Muhammad (s)

Moderation

"The Prophet Muhammad (s) said: 'They are the losers, those who make the religion hard and tough.'"

- Prophet Muhammad (s)

Moderation

"The Prophet Muhammad (s) said: 'Make things easy and convenient and don’t make them harsh and difficult.'"

- Prophet Muhammad (s)

Moderation

"Take your time"

Moderation

"The best form of asceticism is to hide your asceticism."

Moderation