Don’t go to restaurants that have waterfalls if you have a kidney condition.

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"In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy."

- Johnny Carson

Awareness

"Mail your packages early, so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

"Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

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"Treat your body like someone you love."

- Hannah Corbin

Self-care

"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line."

- Lucille Ball

Self-care

"If you prioritize yourself, you are going to save yourself."

- Gabrielle Union

Self-care

"Tuesday proves you are resilient, no matter how the week began. You deserve some self-love."

Self-care

"When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier."

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