I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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"In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy."

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"Mail your packages early, so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

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"Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."

- Johnny Carson

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"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak."

- Johnny Carson

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"Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart."

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"Exercise is king. Nutrition is queen. Put them together and you’ve got a kingdom."

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"To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise."

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