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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world and people keep sending it to each other.

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"In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy."

- Johnny Carson

Awareness

"Mail your packages early, so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

"Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak."

- Johnny Carson

Happiness

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"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."

- Charles M. Schulz

Generosity

"Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas."

- Dale Evans

Generosity

"Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas."

- Peg Bracken

Generosity

"As we give presents at Christmas, we need to recognize that sharing our time and ourselves is such an important part of giving."

- Gordon B. Hinckley

Generosity

"For it is in giving that we receive."

- Francis of Assisi

Generosity