“"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."”
"In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy."
- Johnny Carson
Awareness
"Mail your packages early, so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
- Johnny Carson
Happiness
"Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
- Johnny Carson
Happiness
"Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
- Johnny Carson
Happiness
"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak."
- Johnny Carson
Happiness
"Today’s challenges are tomorrow’s routines."
- Unknown
Adaptation
"Just like games, no matter how well you have things lined up in your life, there’s always something to keep you on your toes."
- Junichirou Kagami
Adaptation
"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it."
- The Grinch
Adaptation
"Embrace each shift in your life like a dragonfly zips through a summer breeze"
Adaptation
"Like the dragonfly, adapt and conquer your skies with elegance and power"
Adaptation