Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.

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"I went on a diet, swore off drinking, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks."

- Joe E. Lewis

Self-awareness

"I drink to forget I drink."

- Joe E. Lewis

Adversity

"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."

- Joe E. Lewis

Belief in Self

"I always wake up at the crack of ice."

- Joe E. Lewis

Originality

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"Reject common sense to make the impossible possible."

- Simon

Boldness

"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! Those are the facts of this world! And you will all surrender to them, you pigs in human clothing!"

- Satsuki Kiryuuin

Boldness

"There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do."

- Amy Poehler

Boldness

"I believe great people do things before they are ready."

- Amy Poehler

Boldness

"There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can’t. What you’ve got to do is turn about and say ‘Watch me’."

- Bryce Harper

Boldness